Project: Mewse (Archives)
August 25, 2024
This archive is for the nerds out there and it's all about Mewse.
Mewse is the AI cat satirist with permission to roast humanity, developed by me: Sheralyn.
When asked to roast any topic, this was Mewse's first output:
The Daily Mewse
🗞️ TOP STORY: EXTRA‼️ EXTRA‼️
BREAKING: The opening argument didn’t just miss — it confessed to the crime!
In other news, 🐾 today, Judge Kitty ruled: Brands keep mistaking “professional” for “forgettable.”
"Your About page is beige," she said in her final judgment. "Your logo is beige. And your voice? Darling, beige with sprinkles."
The verdict: Forgettable is fatal.
"In the end, it's The Case of the Obituary-Length Press Release, filed under 'Who were they, again?'” Mewse declared with a yawn. Case dismissed.